“The new F-150 Hybrid uses batteries that can explode when you’re struck by lightning on top of a volcano. Don’t get stuck with exploding batteries during a hard days work.”

They just need a new marketing name for it so truck bros get tingles in their manhood. It’s not a Hybrid, its ‘Ford Power-Force-Eagle-I-Thrust’. Bonus points if it has a button labeled ‘Stump Pulling Mode’ for max torque everything.

Try its cousin the Pontiac Grand Prix. Similarly delightful.

Want to solve your trans issue?

A GM car will run poorly, longer than most other cars will run at all.

GM has always excelled at one thing: Interstate fighter-bombers that crush the miles in comfort.

I think it was another Jalop editor that once stated “GM cars run like crap longer than most cars run at all.”

IKR? I read “being a discerning car enthusiast”, and was like, “since when?” ;p 

It’s period correct.

As a SC resident, I apologize profusely for the GOP dumbfucks we continually foist on the rest of the Nation. Dipshit Mick likely had illegal staffers getting paid under the table, and then forgot to report it on his taxes.

MUH 4x4 CAN HANDLE DUH SNOW

Driving through Chicago and dealing with the traffic there is, fortunately, a rare event for me.

Nope nope nope, fake news, all fake, lies, media liberal LIES, fake. He’s a great choice, tremendous pick, everyone says so. Why hasn’t anyone looked into the Clinton emails yet???

Isn’t it amazing how someone can hold rallies screaming about how he’s going to reign in wall st and the banks, and then promptly do the exact opposite? Odds that Trump runs on reigning in wall st and the banks in 2020?

Drain the swamp...into the streets.

At this point, he’s stocking the swamp with more alligators.

Someone doesn’t understand the meaning of “drain the swamp.”

It’s an independent agency. Trump does not have the authority to assign that position. Their claim that this other law gives him the right is false. The agency was specifically developed so it could not be wrecked in this manner.

I love the Explorer next to him that just takes off like mad as soon as the CUV is clear.

Someone tried to once; it didn’t end well.