There needs to be an article with the headline, “Why Reading About EVE Online Is Better Than Actually Playing EVE Online”

Said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’d never get into EVE Online, but reading about it is endlessly fascinating. 

The real easy mode was the friends we made along the way.

Easy mode is back there, really. By the time you play Demon’s Souls enough to unlock that door the game will feel quite easy to you. Easy mode unlocked! It was in you all along. 💖

Last I checked, our military budget is literally bigger than the military budgets of the next eleven highest spending countries COMBINED.

yep... definitely until people are upgrading themselves with cybertronic components.

Fun fact: the box that the Xbox comes in is actually just a hollowed out PS5.

you folks should really scroll up and read my story.

It's almost like we should bust up vertical and horizontal monopolies and duopolies! 

I mean, he’s had a couple of different weapons aside from Mjolnir.

I’ve never been a Rage Against the Machine fan, but my understanding of their lyrics is that they’re basically, “We have very strong opinions about politics/And here’s a PowerPoint laying them out/In very great detail.”

Wow, man. I mean, personally I’d actually educate myself on things before talking about them, lest I expose my ignorance for all to see, but hey. You do you.

Remote places in Australia are begging city people not to do this because if they do get sick — which is very possible because of the incubation period — medical services have even fewer resources to help them out there than the cities. If you get sick you’re also exposing the few healthcare workers out there to…

Hey, can we get rid of Florida and give Puerto Rico statehood? Just sayin’.

Hold up, you actually like fetch quests? Do you like escort quests too? Are you the guy in every QA group that's been causing me a lifetime of monotonous torment?

I don’t remember signing a permission slip for that feels trip....

This is some Westworld shit

Fucking Oddjob.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.