“...test results show that many people have trouble doing math when suddenly being burned alive.”

apparently they were not familiar with the nato-warsaw small armchairs pact.

You can’t take the sky from me.

Nintendo just casually rolling out the beta to a Zelda Maker game.

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So, they’re sentient cats.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Are you suggesting that El Nepotisto doesn’t know how to properly make use of the wealth of talent at his disposal?

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Defensive Holding!

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

As a 6'7 man, I suggest we burn them all at the stake, then parade their charred corpses infront of the younger generation to ensure the message is received.

I really want to ask the average American in their 20s, 20 years ago, questions about Tony Blair. I’m willing to bet there’s a scary number of Americans who think the Queen runs the show over there.

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

TBH Sherman’s backtracking yesterday would’ve been just as credible if he’d used the “I’m heavily pregnant” defense. 

Or if rookie linebacker Roquan Smith is going to work today.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns.