Frame by fucking frame Zapruder style or gtfo. 

Evil reptilian Jews? 

‘Uh, listen general leader person, we can march maybe, I dunno, down the road yonder, but anything else is outside of our effective mobility range. And sorry to say, but the ‘94 Jimmy Freedom Wagon has a blown tranny (heh, that’s what she said) so we are probably just gonna have to stay here.’

I don’t know if I would say chewing dust as that would imply rapid acceleration. Maybe hacking on the exhaust from the rust but still running ‘89 Plymouth K Car that was the Chargers on Sunday.

So much tennis on the Deadspins today. 

Painted on his racket strings perhaps?

I’m #1, I’m #1

Wait...a shotgun that fires other shotguns that in turn fire shells? That would be very Borderlands-y.

I mean, Hendrix has been putting out ‘new’ albums for almost 50 years after his death...

Wait, Toys R Us is still a thing in Canada? 

There’s just so man. Pat Roberts and Jerry Moran are awful, Steve Watkins is awful. List goes on...

This article should really solidify him as the worst politician from Kansas. Fuck this guy. 

Can I just say Kansas? The royal we? 

Pitfall on the Genesis had the original Pitfall in it that you could get to and play. Wasted a lot of time on that one. 

Are we going to do a bracket after each 50 is named and find the one true evil? 

Big day in the Patent Office. the Ohio State University can’t patent the most commonly used word in the English language. Bron can’t have Taco Tuesday as Taco Tuesday is for the people. 

Can NYT just replace that buffoon with Karpf? I would read at that point.

This is your masterpiece? Bar sure is low for you. 

Back in my day, trolling was an art form. Hard work, uphill both ways. You kids today with your Kinjas can’t even put out a decent attempt.

Anxiously waited all weekend for this to get put out....thank you.