I like the idea of a topspin return on gas canisters. Set up nice and high in the face of the people shooting them. 

Wait...I wanna know the list of worst foods to barf now.

My dad was like that. We would make fun of him for not being able to hit it much past the co-rec line. He never EVER needed to. They would shift, move, anything and boop, right where they just moved from. 

We should also pick up flags in football if the play resulted in a TD cause that really deprives the fans of their joy in the moment. 

I assume the Venn diagram on those is just one big circle. 

You think they make one of the poor writers watch Fox News non-stop for stories about the horrible shit spewing forth from the idiots on screen? Do they do it by rotation? 1 day on 4 days off? How does this work? 

Fuck man, that picture....devastating. 

Or maybe ok with it in the afternoon, just not the morning? 

He did it WHILE the anthem was playing? So...he disrespected them anthem as well? Did he throw himself on his head too? 

+1 Nemesis

That one county in North Dakota confuses me. I want to know more. 

As a Kansas fan, I think I am still drunk from that (amongst many others).

Dose this only apply to primaries or if say no one primaried a certain person, would they still be allowed on the full ballot? 

Division 2 with friends. Check out the new areas. AND A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone with a ‘Failure to report to a Subpoena’ is barred from running/being appointed to a federal governement position or running for office again? Thinking outside the box here.

Died as he lived...drinking

I think I am at alcohol poisoning threshold, please send help. Actually, wait, don’t. Save me from this hell. 

What’s the Mueller testimony drinking game? 

Welp, this comment is going to be hard...de-feet today. I’ll see myself out. 

El Balrog?