The Screaming Rudys should be some sort of punk band who’s lyrics all directly contradict each other.

Good god the ‘Let’s Remember Some Guys drafted before Antonio Brown’ has to be fucking tremendous.

Got my kids a Nintendo Switch with a bunch of games. Promptly sent them to bed so I could play Zelda for 4+ hours. I regret nothing.

The obvious answer here is catapults and conveniently placed carts of hay to land in.

Just go build a field in a corn field somewhere and lets do this.

+1 Project Mayhem

He is just laying down a foundation for a future insanity plea.

He was such a brilliant offensive player, I cannot believe he wouldn’t enjoy this.

Yeah, he be trippin...

This is criminally under-starred.

Ugh, thank god. Brownback’s tenure was an utter disaster here. Kobach’s would have taken that to 11.

Paid for by the ‘Coalition To Get Andrew Daisuke Out of the Grays’. Andrew Daisuke, Treasurer.

Guys, it’s Kansas (I happen to live in Kansas, FML) so him being called a racist is probably going to get him more votes not less.

Ugh, yes, like this. But he swears he will be fair and honest...

“I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye. Watch.”

A history of the Wars of EVE. I would buy that.

Listen, the anthem is a long damn song. One cannot be expected to hold your hand up against your chest for that long. That is why some, as pictured, have a nice built in arm rest, like on the recliner back home, for such occasions. /s

Nah, be time for vacation number 472 during his tenure in office.

This is what I came so say. I don’t think it has shown anything history related in 10 years.

Not would...are.