Under the beds...Kansans are scouring the crop fields cause THAT is where they are hiding. Every corn stalk could be hiding a murderous illegal gang member.

‘I’m just all about that jacket bro.’

‘We’re gonna have a Sinister 6 movie even if we have to sink a billion dollars in bad set-up movies to get it.’

A time honored Kansas tradition. I live a mile from the Governor’s ‘mansion’ and run the trail system there frequently, I swear the air gets 10-15 degrees colder as you get close to the mansion. Who would have though portals to hell put out cold air?

Well, why yes us Kansans deserve our shit for even tolerating this asshat, the towns mentioned here AREN’T in Kansas, so I mean, the virus is spreading.

Live in Kansas, can confirm. We are FUCKING good at it too. It might actually be the only thing we are good at.

Or, you could, you know, do your research and realize you are completely in the wrong. But, hey, whatever.

God, this is just fantastic.

So...like making jerky then?

Obviously those kind and generous souls that would reap the benefits would trickle that money back down. Duh. Everyone wins.

Was at the game in KC on Thurs and she was money on her runs and crosses. I actually thought she played far worse yesterday. She pushed a relatively wide open shot to the right early and didn’t have many great set piece balls until late in the game. But most are right, she is really the most creative one out there,…

Hopefully the girls hit better than their fathers, otherwise, they were gonna get bounced in the tourney anyways.

I was gonna say they used to make phones. But this is even better.

Ugh, thank you for reminding me that this incompetent shitheel will probably be our governor soon. We just got rid of one to make way for another. FML.

Does anyone wanna actually win the jackpot that their asses are in curiously?

Wasn’t that it’s intent? To be a prologue of sorts? But yes, I agree, incomplete.

Obviously if we had less days of baseball in the baseball season there would have been less chance for this to happen.

It’s y’all with an apostrophe. It’s a contraction of you all. Your ‘OCD’ should have caught this.

And running, always running.

That picture looks like Richard Gere crossed with Gary Busey. I can’t even read what the article says...just...image.