Was there at the game on Monday and watched BP. He (I think it was him) hit one on top of that Budweiser sign that is above where this one landed. The gasp when it was hit, with a maybe quarter filled stadium at best, was nuts to me. I would have paid to just watch them take BP.

Beleaguered reporters...”And we are in day 5 of the Niners vs Seahawks kneel off and after the 9872nd playing of the national anthem, neither team has budged. Also, I am bleeding from the ears and our cameraman has died. Someone help us.”

I LOVE that drill at the combine. Such tension...

But American Football, in London, for some fucking reason.

I watched a guy do that with 3 that had been laying around a campfire all night. I am not certain he didn’t promptly fall into said campfire. Or at least wish he had...

The Mexican Standoff - Using up leftovers after a party, canned wine, mexican beers, the bottomest of bottom shelf tequila. Mixed summer brew style. I am missing a few days of my life because of this.

This seems like a plausible scenario. Although I would wonder if the pressure would soften and cook the ball or harden it like diamond.

So, hypothetical here, if Chapman throws 103 into Bartolo Colon’s gut...would it just absorb in the ball, never to be seen again? Would it rebound back at Chapman faster than it came in? Would it just die instantly, all force dissipated like Cap’s shield? Where is Sports Science when we really need them?

I dunno, I would like to toss some big pharma fucks in that ring who are quite literally killing people to make a better profit margin.

Finally, the justice he so deserves.

Live in a medium city in KS and straight-line winds tend to do more collective damage than tornadoes but those generally won’t kill you. Tornadoes can do that without question.

Looks like the same face Molina made when while trying to pick up his stones....

We need like a Greatest Hits of just terrible, meaningless, unintelligible metaphors used to explain things to us plebes.

Wait, is this guy enjoying himself, while playing? THE UNWRITTEN RULES DEMAND RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!

New Sabermetric stat: Hard as Fuck Balls or HaFBs

And Emma Stone, with the power of Red-headedness...Devastating.

Where is the ‘All the Pitchers He has batted against’????

You don’t show up a team like that, that isn’t playing baseball the right way. I expect the unwritten rules to be upheld the next time they meet. Balls thrown behind batters and stuff. One of them may even be on purpose.

People get violent, in line, just waiting to buy those iPhones. Not really sure if that makes or refutes your point. I give up.

Sending thoughts and prayers.