look, my proton vapor hover toilet hardly ever reaches critical hyper pressure. lay off man!

tail fin stabilized?

ostriches are clearly bicycles and I’m not sure but cheetahs have got to have torque vectoring, lemme check.

there’s an OTA update coming this winter they promissed!

they only needed a shifter poker and a transmission pedal screw? doesn’t Haefelle sell those?

yeah, remember the good old days of the slotty slotty stomp stompers?

flaps like a duck, must be a beaver tail!

that’s not nearly as bad as a solar panel spill, those are super disastrous, similar to a wind turbine spill.

it’s more of a “sploosh” and then an “oops, guess the taxpayers will have to truck in bottled water for the next hundred years”

the entire building rotates to create artificial gravity, you just step off and wait for the section you need to go to comes around.

does anyone else think this really for gladiator fights besides me, am I crazy?

you seem to know a thing or 2! asking for real: is there a link between cancer clusters near power lines or no?

scientists, she said scientists.

It’s pretty awesome that we have a sane candidate like Jill to vote for.

that makes no sense... unless the tag on the gun said “will make your face great again, only the best faces, fabulous faceness” and the company selling it specializes in killing people in the face with guns.

the only question that matters, is it safe for Santa? do we really want reindeer accidents people, do we?

beyond amazing how well preserved it is after so long under water! kudos to that shitbox!

love the headline, it doesn’t include: “Tesla Killer” anywhere in it!?!?!?! Will be sweet if it works, greencarreports.com always had amazing new battery discovery news, I wonder if they’re saying anything about this?

this one doesn’t come in chrome vinyl, Beib’z will have to wait.

that is bland even for a VW, the diah-vomm-iss brown/green/yellow color doesn’t help.