Yeah, fuck you future on this planet for humans, you’re a jerk! this is so stupid.

the only decent badge

it wasn’t a sports car... until it was labeled one! PS, I had one... sorry.

to be fair there’s 2 available models, the “texting while driving” one and the “pure drive” one. You don’t see many of the former still on the road tho...

oh, I even checked mazda’s site to see what it meant, you are more informative!

does it light up when you turn on both cams at the same time?

how do you know which end is “out back” now?

“32.6 MPG” would be a pretty cool badge (or whatever the mileage is) and it would be informative.

we subsidize pickups with tax money as “work trucks” so yeah, pay for all of your bro-dozer gas guzzler and we’ll all be bros!

never said how far behind the wheel...

thanks Otto, you crazy Croatian kid!

umm, not the dirt road backwoods route it takes to ship an elephant undetected by Roscoe P. Coltrane! Shut up, I’m mixing shows but it works!

key to this article is “loosely translated”. how do you know the translation isn’t wrong and this isn’t a dildo called “satan 2" and the photo is actual size? How do you know?

thank you for using kindergarten logic to explain the future of the planet in such matter of fact terms.

well yeah we are, but we also called that sewage pit a “pool” so theres that.

the structural integrity of that ramp is actually quite amazing, I am impressed.

so... bro-dozers are out? I’m not telling ‘em, you tell em!

I smell a bankruptcy!

they messed up the sign, should read “office management field”

sweet! that thing is sick, the split-line between the fender and bumper looks exactly like the McLaren P1!