“faak’n shit in hell” has to be the best (and I’m not done watching,still savoring it...)

the Queen’s language! god I love the brit’s dialect

my pitchfork is on the auto-sharpener right now damnit! I bet that was the most relaxing long distance trip you’ve ever taken besides the burn-ass-ery... another rationale to the more frequent recharge stops I think is that over the course of the year (in aggregate) you are spending a lot less time recharging than you…

Awesome, Chevy is officially the most trustworthy company! they’re not lying when they say you’re out of gas! 

we need to go back to a time when a president could secretly be a paparaplegic #Roosevelt2016

tried to enter the dragon but the dragon entered him.

exactly! would’a never broke if he got the “chrome spinners” option.

that’s not a door, it’s a dune-jump-pressure-release-gate bro!

dayum, I bet these are the FASTEST VANS EVAR!

if Hillary: sorry, the names were deleted.

don’t worry, one day the rich and the corporations will pay their share of the taxes and... nvm.

solid.

dump them into the change thing at the grocery store, they take a cut but you get some actual human sized money...

“you’re hired! I don’t know what you said but it was huuuuuge!” -D’rump

in the iPhone X, there will be an adapter to run floppy disks through the lightning jack receptacle! #can’twait

I was really hoping to get a Hellcat P (performance) 90 (90 degree V) D (dual motor)

so weire right? It’s almost like you have to look at the pictures and see it’s a multi floor building adding up to more floor space than the footprint, amirite???

I was thinking more like this:

please tell me the volkswagen mags still have voluptuous babes on their covers!!!

my ER doc brother in law told me the joke- what’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies- hey check this out (there are many versions I’ve heard) but his was based on some ridiculous examples.