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that dude barely had any AIDS sores on his arms

that would be a skeevie EV

“I returned my new Model X, I couldn’t get the engine to start.” that’s how CitroenBX sounds...

can we get a thinkpiece on safety cones placed in front of damaged guardrails after an accident? Same type of BS as these BoB signs, they provide no discernible change in behavior of drivers... like a cone would stop me from loosing control in that particular spot!

this is how babies are transported when there’s no room for car-seats...???...???

I want someone to calculate 1992 dollars on this to see if all that maintenance paid off on this $3500 asking price... (ps- I’m in the “Pokemon is back” camp)

it’s called “autopilot”

yeah, thanks for calling them out on that click-bait BS! Jalopnik is the new click-bait police!

pffffffff....bbbboooooiiiinnnngggggggggggg....pfffffff is how it went, in case you don’t want to watch the video.

yeah, but how will they understand the caller? they have a British accent!

well my definition of “fastest” is “highest lateral G’s” or sometimes, my definition is “100 to 0 braking times” but usually my definition of “fastest” is “looks faster standing still”

tru, but I am glad the VW dealer dissuaded me from getting a TDI that one time...

sure those ain’t alpacas? or 4 legged ostriches? Or Lamaostrich Camels?

well it would never be able to make it all the way around the 500 mile long oval track in Indianapolis...

but do you? in reality? no...

they could have used more than 1 medium sized zip-tie to hold the cargo on the ship tho...

god damn those are huge pencils!

in mother Russia, pipeline lays you!

but does it have Lucas “electronics”???

you’d think the movers would have equipment for doing their job that didn’t potentially rip off the front spoiler of every car they load that isn’t an Escalade.