i grow weary of this world

“Keep it up, you’re doing great!”

“You probably shouldn’t be airing this out in public.”

“Dude, calm down.”

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

About time someone at Ohio State, or the Big Ten for that matter, stood up for the children.

I saw one of those super slo-mo shows with a skateboarder where it turned out he didn’t understand how he did his own tricks.

You get a star for screen-name-topic synergy.

#goldjerrygold

This is one of the best deep-cut Seinfeld references I’ve ever seen. 

Right? What she has done is bonkers. 

Here’s my problem with gymnastics: The uneven bars are, in fact, also parallel.

my brother, a collegiate gymnast, maintains that she’s the greatest female athlete of all time. she has won virtually every competition she has entered. she took two years off after the Olympic quad, came back... and swept USA Nationals.  

Mac from south philly has found the ultimate art form.

Should I not be mentioning Soul Glo? What about the minute differences between a Big Mac and Big Mic? In the face!? 

I’m from this area and I grew up around guys like this, who consider themselves totally not racist because they work around black people. They’ll often try to test out a person’s comfort by doing some variation of the Chris Rock “difference between black people and n-words” bit or dropping a reference to Soul Glo or…

You would hold back your speed to try and be sneaky so you fly under the radar as someone who could win, which matters in how drivers will drive the race because they will be more worried with boxing out contenders.

What did his story even mean? Was he trying to say that black people hold back their speed?