deadspin and michael schur go way back. they’ve even had “fire joe morgan” takeovers here where he’s contributed articles. although... it’s been a while i think since the last one.

God, I wish. If it were Schur’s world, we’d have like 90% less Trump (although given his love for Infinite Jest, probably like 30% more ponderous tennis academy takes).

I feel like that was a terrible take, but not even the worst I’ve seen today. may god have mercy on all our souls.

Won’t lie...was worried Cleveland would be snubbed YET AGAIN by the CORRUPT LIBERAL MEDIA

Having listened to “GM Street”, it’s beyond refreshing to know that there is a place on the internet that recognizes Mike Lombardi is terrible.

Or you’ve watched any Colts game before this season.

i seriously had no fucking idea until RIGHT NOW that he was Mose. awesome

He is in a good place right now.

Tremendous work from Ken.

Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.

It’s Michael Schur’s world, we’re just living in it.

Who taught Mose sex?

If a “take” falls on the web, but there’s no one there to hear it, did it actually happen?

Aight. So I really like Deadspin. I read it every damn day.

deadspin out here re-purposing content like they’re a buzzfeed listicle

Who got the award for most confusing headline?

Is there an actual statuette or certificate that is going to be delivered to the winner?

If Mose can’t use a phone, how did he do this?

I will forever stand behind this particular Hot Take: