Then you likely haven’t paid nearly enough attention to the weird and enjoyable goober that is Klay Thompson. Or, you know, the best shooter ever. I hate shooting in basketball too.

Yeah but does Draymond have a Thunderstruck? Didn’t think so.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

Legitimately thought “Jazz Johnson-Merton” was the horse’s name for a good minute or so. Fucking rich people names.

The funny thing is that it was her mistake, not the horse’s. The stupid bitch misjudges the landing and puts her weight on the horse’s neck, so the horse bends down and over the top she goes. I bet she’s fun at parties though.

Not like Ponzi schemes. Everything is soft and smooth.

I hate bank heists. They’re gritty and violent and it gets everywhere.

shit

Yes it would INFINITY.

She’s done caused a quiet storm today.

I’ve taught my kids and grandkids that when you hit someone they are going to hit you back. I need to take that horse aside. I’ve some advice for it

PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!

Real smooth, Jazz.

And given that she’s an heiress, she’s probably been doing this horse bullshit for many years. Imagine having done something since you were a child and being 36 years old and still being shit at it.

horse justice!

Rich people are the fucking worse.

WTF this woman is 36 years old! When I saw the video I thought she was some teenage spoiled brat.

Interesting fact: the tag “Fucking Heiresses” was also the original title for John Kerry’s autobiography.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

Oh, okay. I see you need it spelled out for you.