Ass? Are you kidding me?

I knew scheduled play dates were the slippery slope

It's a joke: It's universally accepted that in general, teenagers are annoying. You should know that by 25. People typically figure that out the day they turn 20.

Haven't been around a teenager in a while huh?

I feel that such comments should never leave the mind when there has been no verification of age.

I can hear Seth Rogen using his perturbed/crackily voice while saying "That's the point, it's a fight!" in my head right now. Good call.

Started with a chicken coup (sic), ended with a chicken coup de grâce.

I think it was: Girl in pink gets to do whatever she wants. Girl in black is prohibited from: Kicking, hitting in the face, hair pulling, and certainly shovels.

The high school organized and scheduled fights always seemed odd to me.
Either you're angry enough in that moment to hit someone or you're not. Don't send an evite for a fight in two days in a predetermined location.

"You better quit hitting me in the face!" "That's the point, it's a fight!" would be an EXACT line from a trailer for a new Judd Apatow movie, right before the background music cuts out and switches to something more tender.

When she went to get the shovel...

my dad told me there was a great shovel knocjkout game going around with white girl thugs but im not sure if its true.

That's a good way for folk to lose a toe.

There's a more forceful Worldstar callout at 2:51, before the shovel forced Josh Officer to reexamine his bloodlust.

The rules of this fight are confusing. So far I see:

CATFIGHT?

Asked if she thought she won the fight, the little girl replied: "Definitely. In spades."

Is that a mumbled "World Star" I hear at 7:20?

Also I hope that kids first aid kit has a CT Scan in it

The girl the in pink shirt will definitely miss out on additional stimulus funding.