You’re a monster...
+1 tho.

Everything in Ted’s reaction after, um, contact makes me think he didn’t mean to do it, but everything before that makes me wonder if he really thought he’d get away with it.

My homerism will not permit to agree with you, but I will say that Draymond should recognize that any suggestions he personally offers about the reform of NBA officiating will be looked upon with the most jaundiced of eyes.

A concussed backup punt returner to boot...!

I dunno, that statutory tweet was pretty bad...

I clicked on this article because the image was of a dude wearing an A’s uniform. STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS, FAM.

I think they get it; they just don’t want to.

Conyers said his office had “resolved the allegations,” though with an “express denial of liability, in order to save all involved from the rigors of protracted litigation.”

Forget about it, Jake....it’s Deadspin.

Looks like Highly Questionable’s goalkeeping supercut just got a little bit longer.

I know I’d tune in every week to watch a masked man battle the forces of scientific reasoning...

I’m only a para-paralegal, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to kiss 14-year-olds when you’re the-length-of-an-entire-gotdamn-childhood older.

I’m not sure why, but repeating myself unnecessarily, at least to me, is absolutely infuriating.

THANK YOU! I should not have had to scroll this far to get to the right answer.

(I see what you did there. I had to read it a few times, but I see it.)

Fair. +1

31-year-olds are allowed to use 19-year-olds as role models, right?

Yeah, everyone here prior to the colonists were living in peaceful harmony without any sort of aggression or war.

I’d be all like

It sounded like “terrible f**king referee,” which is a little nicer when you really think about it.