Making as major a change as admitting Puerto Rico as a state without even a majority of the voters in a single referendum would be grossly irresponsible.

Speaking of ash heaps, I hope that your trailer burns to the ground with your family inside of it. Nothing personal; it’s just that the world would be a better place without them.

And I’m sure no one who cares about the VRA could possibly care about racist beauty standards. (Or vice versa.)

Patience, my child...
Patience.

♪♫ When you’re a Met, you’re a Met all the waaayyyy...! ♫♪

Okay, grandpa.

Umlauts or GTFO.
+1 tho.

+1 [insert unit] of stolen thunder

I guess I have five years to get good at piano, then.

Watching Around the Horn

And Skittles.

And how does a mild critique in a mostly positive article equal ‘letting the perfect be the enemy of the good’ absent your and other readers’ hurt feelings?

And I was like

ETHER!

Y’all extra, but +1 for extended metaphors I guess.

Thanks for the link to the earlier post! +1

Doom saved reality that one time, you know. Pretty dope.

This post is, roughly, 99 percent totally correct, but: