“Turn off your phone and watch TV.” THIS TAKE NEEDS MORE HEAT, DAMMIT.


(Sidenote: anyone who says anything along the lines of “it’s not TV” is getting dismissed. Please believe me.)

BOOOOOOOOO.

(+1 tho)

STOP TRYING TO COOL DOWN THESE HOT TAKES, BRO.

Apuigos.

Freitas had the look on his face that I get when my online coupons don’t work at the Safeway.

The Grandy Man can have his heart broken, too.

♪♫ Tale as old as tiiiiiime.... ♫♪

It’s not wrong, it just lacks all of the context.

For the young’uns out there:

(for the article itself and for your reply to the troll)

The third base coach apparently only gives dap for real home runs, which is fair.

Because iron sharpens iron, as one man sharpens another.

[creates draft of a statement where he insists that he does not condone violence on the off chance Smuttins goes on a punching spree]

Yo, punch away.

That’s a world I could stand to live in!

+1 superweapon

I’m late to the (comment) party. Are we still handing out recs for not knowing who this dips**t was a week ago?

These kicks are fire
Don’t care what pundits think
Still looking for a buyer
The price is pretty steep
I’ll take it even higher
That’s what you do
With no deal
And some shoes that
No one wants
No one wants
No one wants

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.*


*Jamaican roots on my mother’s side, so.

+0 goal differential