I don’t drink.
Sometimes, though, I wish I did.

Seen in North Berkeley:

+1 bad piece of advice from the audience

I will pay money* for a Smith-Ball Showdown Soundboard.

Adding to the pressure, a group of students and alumni who had been actively calling for Thompson’s removal were planning a protest on campus Friday to advance their objective.

It’s all right there, man...!

Oh.

Along with the betting, it’s expected that millions of workers will allocate lots of on-the-job time and resources toward making their NCAA picks, building brackets and then tracking games on TV or online.

“Bob called in and said his twin brother died, so he’s taking a personal day. I was like, ‘EVERYBODY DIES, BOB. SUCK IT UP.’”

Jeff Van Gundy is right

Good luck even getting a Warriors fan to admit that Lacob got booed over the Ellis trade. Since the move worked out, they don’t want to own up to that.

I mean, they had the future succession in writing! I think you can give yourself a pass on this one.

I hope he wasn’t your English teacher.

He followed that up with a monster block in the last 30 seconds of the game. (Couldn’t get the win, though).

Well, no, technically, there isn’t. There WAS Hitler.

Haha, +1. It took my brain way too long to get that one.

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