I mean, they had the future succession in writing! I think you can give yourself a pass on this one.

I hope he wasn’t your English teacher.

He followed that up with a monster block in the last 30 seconds of the game. (Couldn’t get the win, though).

Well, no, technically, there isn’t. There WAS Hitler.

Haha, +1. It took my brain way too long to get that one.

#ExtremelyRustyOboistApplyingForMembershipInWTSWU

Damn straight.

Well, I mean...there’s, like, Hitler.

If that’s the argument, though, why bother with seeding in the first place and just instead have a random draw?

(Filed under “But What Am I?, I Know You Are” and “Bless Your Heart”.)

Would an idiot make a burner account to star their own sad responses, hmm? RIDDLE ME THAT, RICKEY.

My guess is willful ignorance.

So, maybe (I only put this because you kind of comes off as “Deadspin-asshole” on a pretty normal and honest comment - so chill).

I have a theory:

And he never apologized, either!

Well, he would never knowingly lie to us. Or something.

It brings me joy.

That flute player, though.

Well, thanks to ABC News