*That is, only if you have found a high-percentage shot. Otherwise, continue to move the ball.

Ah, the 13th Amendment, which Mississippi neglected to ratify until the got-damn 1990s.

Ah, the 13th Amendment, which all of the states quickly ratified before offering virtually none of the privileges of freedom to the newly-emancipated.

How appropriate that Chuck almost looks like he was photoshopped in.

In full agreement minus your semantic linking of female anatomy with a dearth of courage.

Oh, for sure! Just not on purpose.

I hope the people who were getting on your case read this and realize that you were right:

http://jezebel.com/the-blood-of-emmett-till-author-talks-interviewing-till-1791767529

I’m fairly convinced that Sesquipedalian doesn’t condone “shitty behavior” on the basis of its prevalence, but instead would argue that since “shitty behavior” will likely occur--we have very (very) few instances of pro sports owners foregoing the chance to leech from the public coffers--someone (i.e., elected…

Oh, the NFL Europe?

Et tu, Dante.

Hey man, Graduation was decent.

Plus, a more useful argument is that there were plenty of important state ballot measures that Kap could have (and should have) voted for.

I had only just managed to repress the memory of that wretched list, you monster.

These are the people who replaced Jim “Super Bowl Berth in His 2nd Year” Harbaugh with first-time (ever in life) head coach Jim “Hobo MacGyver” Tomsula.

You don’t remember?

Not all of us, dammit.

Well, nominal author...

I take you don’t teach parallelism when you talk about writing.