But does it definitively prove it? No (not that a single statistic really could either way. And it’s kind of a moot point considering that [1] one might argue that Boston fans aren’t on average more prejudiced, but less subtle about their prejudice; [2] the main geographic split is not by state, (Electoral College…

Accidents will happen.

BUT IT’S A SERIOUS QUESTION THO. AND NO ONE’S EVER ASKED A QUESTION LIKE THAT BEFORE.

I was gonna be all like

Me too. It seems like the police and DA offices are usually so thorough...!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh-oh noooooooooooo(?)

Right? Faces really shouldn’t, um, ripple like that.

It was my understanding that you could call his name.

Not a damn thing.

If Coach K wants to show some real leadership, he’ll suspend Richard Jefferson until the Cavs’ next game against a ranked opponent.

I’m sure he was being droll, but hey.

I was so with you until that last line...

And UM’s conduct exposes the lie that schools should just leave rape up to the police and courts because it’s a legal issue.

[thinks about next four years]
....Welp.

Oh, man. So epic...and, you know, evil.

+1 for your admirable and demonstrable dedication to not spoiling the movie.
(By the by, what did you think? I had a grand old time myself.)

I just followed you on Kinja. I’m sorry.

Not necessarily (e.g., The Empire Strikes Back).

...but that? That wasn’t good.

His editor was all like