Right? Faces really shouldn’t, um, ripple like that.

It was my understanding that you could call his name.

Not a damn thing.

If Coach K wants to show some real leadership, he’ll suspend Richard Jefferson until the Cavs’ next game against a ranked opponent.

I’m sure he was being droll, but hey.

And UM’s conduct exposes the lie that schools should just leave rape up to the police and courts because it’s a legal issue.

[thinks about next four years]
....Welp.

I just followed you on Kinja. I’m sorry.

Not necessarily (e.g., The Empire Strikes Back).

...but that? That wasn’t good.

His editor was all like

I’m as much of a fan of using five-dollar words as the next guy. But they should only be used for very specific purposes, the most defensible of which is “because this word most effectively communicates what I mean.”

You don’t think much of the Eagles or something?

Nah; I just call it how I see it. (Also, I wasn’t talking to you, so way to butt in.)

(No pun intended.)

He probably should’ve stopped a few tweets sooner.

Titanic sucked, though. Rogue One did not.

If it makes you feel any better, I can tell you that our palindromic friend isn’t always given over to rational thought, as my interactions with them on another comment thread would indicate.

Only if you’re running for president on the Republican ticket.

But she was “lucid,” though. Because that’s the standard now all of a sudden--and not, you know, consent.