The fact remains he did not witness a violent screaming ‘help me’ rape, he witness his boss and an underage boy engaging in what appeared in a glance to be sexual activity.

No, it’s great! I sent the link to a guy we* nicknamed “Sheepf--ker”—still waiting to see what his reaction was.

Tears of f**king laughter.

Or vice versa.

That feel when you’re on a date with a dude who’s halfway to becoming Gollum.

Whatever.

#thingsiwouldneversaytosomeonesface

Probably should’ve named the kid after they took the tumor out.

The face of a man calmly and deliberately trying to get fired.

Starred because Ribic and Williams are the s**t, but HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE SON OF ROMITA.

Aren’t you at least going to acknowledge how original and edgy that comment was?

The trick is just to not care about or feel anything. It’s a snap!

Yes, I have a heart of stone.

“There’s a certain power that animals have over us when they respond to us in unexpected, friendly ways,” says Trecartin.

Oh. And here I was assuming they’d been bombarded with cosmic rays...

Makes sense. Thanks!

Ooh, which scene? I know Stoppard did some rewrites, but I never figured out where. (Also, great points about the prequels in this thread!)