Also relevant:

(Come to think of it, all of his lies do sound a lot like wishes...)

I can’t help feeling that this would have been a lot cooler if that video had been filmed in landscape.

I thought it was going to be about proper tipping.

Dammit. So....close....

STOP ADDING NUANCE, DAMMIT.

Does she genuinely think she has a chance with said professional athletes? I mean, I’d love to bang Idris Elba, but I know that I have a better chance of riding on the space shuttle than having that happen.

The sheer wrongness of the LICKI is highlighted by the fact that it has made me—an inveterate cat-loather—mildly supportive both of AAAPC’s cat and your comment praising said cat.

Meh, same difference.

How did you react? I would’ve given the bulllankest stare.

My sense of Gary Payton’s remarks is not that Curry didn’t deserve to be a unanimous selection, but that there were several players in the past (he specifically named Jordan, for instance) who should have also been unanimous winners.

Your username ill befits you.

I hear ya.
(1:05:55 mark)

Yep, everyone gasped when I saw it too.

Practically coughing with laughter over here. +1

Rec’d for Calvinball.

Well, apart from using sharp objects or firearms, no.

Because of declining birthrates...?

He’s saying the old-man shtick is effortless for him.