I thought it was going to be about proper tipping.

Dammit. So....close....

STOP ADDING NUANCE, DAMMIT.

Does she genuinely think she has a chance with said professional athletes? I mean, I’d love to bang Idris Elba, but I know that I have a better chance of riding on the space shuttle than having that happen.

The sheer wrongness of the LICKI is highlighted by the fact that it has made me—an inveterate cat-loather—mildly supportive both of AAAPC’s cat and your comment praising said cat.

Meh, same difference.

How did you react? I would’ve given the bulllankest stare.

My sense of Gary Payton’s remarks is not that Curry didn’t deserve to be a unanimous selection, but that there were several players in the past (he specifically named Jordan, for instance) who should have also been unanimous winners.

Your username ill befits you.

I hear ya.
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Yep, everyone gasped when I saw it too.

Practically coughing with laughter over here. +1

Rec’d for Calvinball.

Well, apart from using sharp objects or firearms, no.

Because of declining birthrates...?

He’s saying the old-man shtick is effortless for him.

#SlimReaper4ever

Ah, f**k. I’m glad I didn’t catch that.

Yes, thank you! (That was me junior year of high school.)

THIS IS MY JAM. (If we were in the same room, you would be the target of some very intense dap.)