This is everything.

Maybe Arkansas has a minimum BAC level.

Burn that strawman, Freddie. Burn it reeeeeal good.

Because they can't be enjoying each other's personalities...?

I choose to believe both are entertaining in their own right.

(I'm not a Deadspin commenter, though.)

I have to disagree: the court would look horrendous regardless of what jerseys they wore.

I'm so tired of references to that g*ddamn dress. ......+1

Bandwagoners are known for their spotty recall.

NOOOO. But people need to know the truth...!

FOX trades the writing staff of Glee (however many of those hacks there are and their bloated expiring contracts) to NBC in exchange for a third-round pilot and the rights to Johnny Karate.

That s**t got me, because that was the only time the Mothership found to talk about college women's soccer that year, practically (apart from some ESPNU broadcasts).

If I should happen to die under suspicious circumstances, I want this played at my funeral.

...or a blue dog of ambiguous extraction, perhaps.

I just assumed you were invoking some kind of old sailor/high fantasy-type prose, e.g., "This night not be for him, for the night to the aged posterizers belongs."

Yep. Somebody un-gray this s**t, please.

OH MY GOD I CALL HIM DICK JEFF TOO.

#EastBayAllDay

Because #haterzzzz....?

I'm as confused as you are. Seems more like a "you don't want to be here so f**k you" kind of deal.

Too soon.