Vernacular mercy

I was grading papers for a class this past fall, and the professor had me come to lecture. The students had to do presentations. One student, referencing their lit review, titled a slide thusly:
LITERATURE IS THE BAE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks for combining all the things I had kept neatly separated in my tortured mind, asshole.

Oh okay, gotcha.

Big Ten football mercy

Wait, are you responding to Draper? Because he wasn't the one who dropped "fucktard".

No one I know knows this, and it makes me sad.

CHILD'S PLAY!

"Well, that escalated quickly." +1 tho.

Never, evvvver gets old.

If Al Sharpton didn't exist, some white person would probably have to invent him.

White people need a new spokesman: you're pretty terrible.

Your patience with this s**t is admirable.

I'm simply wondering why not get his point across in a better format that will actually reach more people.

I'm sorry but not everything is about race and/or sexism.

Your post would have been more fun if you had just written "HATERZ GONNA HATE".

THANK YOU. I'M SO SICK OF THAT G*DDAMN SLINGSHOT, EZRA.

This behavior is not tolerated at the University of Nebraska

I sincerely hope this is in triple digits in the next few hours. +1 hand down, man down.