It was nice of the designers to accommodate time-displaced spectators.

Pro tip: ALL CAPS ARE USUALLY HELLA SARCASTIC YO.

Also, your response is pretty ironic. "Don't make generalizations about other countries. Dear people in other countries: don't make generalizations about this country because this person made a generalization about another country. Hopefully my pretentious syntax…

Can I send you a cover letter?

Oh no, I just mean money in general. The (few) women I've dated didn't care about how much money I had.

'Sup. Dude here. These are not even remotely equivalent. The camgirl-spammer types are pretty easy to spot (if you ask me), whereas the harassers and stalker guys are not, as yourperception72 and so, so many women have pointed out in the comments here. My actual problem? I'm fucking boring and pretty awkward. …

Down with the hard 'C'! Down, I say!

Whatever you do, don't ask a professional athlete. Serious measurement error there.

U MAD, COMRADE?

Ah, fuck Joe Flacco.

I've always wondered about that. Thanks for the explanation!

In response to your question:

"Hullo, Pot!"

Feel free to complain to Neyer, then.

I wouldn't say they're "trying to come up with criticisms" of King—he's doing a fine job of looking ridiculous on his own.

"Are you guys makin' fun of me?"

WHEN WILL DEADSPIN STOP OPPRESSING THE WHITE MAN?!

Quit acting like Haynesworth is engaging in some sort of class-conscious work slowdown here.

Apart from the injunction to "do your job," this clip (while hilarious) doesn't really apply to this situation. #TeamHaynesworth

I'm surprised you managed to keep count.

Meth is so passé.