he does have that drinker look about him lately, kind of puffy and baggy...

so the math here is +2 for Tom Hardy and - 1 for the dog = +1

I have it pre-ordered on Audible. can't wait.

good god, that poor woman. someone get her a nuvaring.

I wait, it says everyone dressed as their best “pregnant Kim” look. so, bodycon dress cut down to navel, skimmed back hair, heavy eyeliner, large coat and heels that are going to cripple her for life?? sounds horrid. I think they had to show a movie because if these people had to talk to each other, their heads would…

for crying out loud... chuck schumer is such a whiny little fuck. he’s always trying to kill everyone’s high. all I think of when I see him is Reverend Lovejoy’s wife from the Simpsons screaming “won’t somebody PLEASE THANK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!”

I’ll split the Vista Print cost with you!

“Totally fine with the prospect” is probably on Scott Disick’s business cards, BTW

truthfully, i would be creeped out too if Kim and Kanye started stalking me to have a “public play date” in any form. of course it would have to be public bc those two publicity whores never do ANYTHING just to be normal people about it. also cuz if they were all like “we hung out with Kate n George the other day” NO…

right? whenever I’m behind someone at DD who orders coffee light and sweet with 6 Splenda I wonder why they’re even bothering? clearly they hate the taste of coffee

the servers at the bagel store I go to every morning hate me because I am extremely picky about the amount of cream that can be in my coffee. there’s one lady who makes it perfectly, but if I don’t get her, I drink my coffee black. I hear you with the too creamy thing. I used to like a little sugar, but for a while…

what’s up with the huge story about Angelina killing herself by anorexia right next to Carrie Underwood having a ‘new bod’ and exhortations to “drop a dress size FAST”? mixed messages anyone?

sorry, those Knott’s “scary farm” people are (k)nott scary. my 6 year old neice could do better zombie makeup. hell, get Blake Shelton up in there after an evening of vodka-n-coffee (gross, amiright? at least whiskey tastes good in coffee) at the Voice. he’d be scarier.

what in the literal fuck is he talking about? I mean, I read his quote, but my brain got all hurty trying to organize those words into a coherent statement. honestly, can someone help a sister out here?

have to say, the choice of that BEN Affleck picture where you can clearly see the orange makeup line on his face is brilliantly chosen.

yes yes yes! Clive Owen is the sexiest motherfucka. during the first episode I was like “oh, Clive, I would happily inject cocaine into your penis, you only need ask!”

PS that is the fucking cutest cat I’ve ever seen... I’d cuddle the shit out of that cat and bring it bugs to chase.

that better not truly be one of Arnold’s hand painted Xmas cards because it looks like the ones you get from the cancer society after you donate to them. (which I always get and then I never mail out Xmas cards because I don’t know anyone’s address and then it’s April and I’m wondering if I can use them as ironic…

with the Elektra knives and those red leather pants, right?

anyone interested in actually finding out more about the case (as in, all the actual investigating that should have been done by the police at the time, or even by Adnan’s lawyer) should check out the undisclosed podcast and the serial dynasty (soon to be changed to the truth and justice) podcast. undisclosed is…