I’m ready for toddler Hunger games! who’s with me? my toddler will take all comers!

PS. Harris Faulkner - get a grip and chill the fuck out. 5 million? Is she fucking kidding me?

I was just reminded of the kid in Curious George who has a bunch of rabbits with names like Black ears, Spotty, Fluffy and then one named Herbert Nenninger.

the snail mucous people also make some stuff with snail mucous and bee venom, which I have heard can help things like arthritis. idk if it does anything for your face tho.

that is crazy. ok, I gotta get on this snail bandwagon. my husband will give me neverending reams of shit for it, but fuck it. :-) I only have 2 snails at my job anyway, they don’t produce all that much...

is it a special kind of snail? because I work at a nature museum and have snails at work, I could collect the snail mucous, maybe. how do they go about doing that I wonder? is it dried and then reconstituted? what kind of fucked up job is that? ‘what do u do Kiko?’ ‘I follow snails around with a tiny scooper to…

is it just me? in that picture, the place looks like a shit hole. $1460 a Week? f that noise. for that money, you think they could fix the sign.

there’s a big divide between the people who like guns and use them for hunting or sport and those who acquire them illegally. people who are “gun people” (of which my husband is one) make sure to go through the regulatory checks and comply with the rules and are pretty fanatical about gun safety. (we have a 3 year old…

so, HC has to apologize for her “inflammatory rhetoric” but FFvonC can call Mexicans rapists and murderers and criminals without apology? and let me give you a little heads up Ms. Moore - it’s not rhetoric if it’s true. Repubs DO think of women in the same way as ISIS or Boku Haram do, maybe they don’t have to wear…

I have been following this case after serial on undisclosed, and while I understand that the people involved in undisclosed tend to lean towards him having not killed her, the amount of evidence that they have uncovered that was falsely interpreted and proposed by the prosecution to the jury is staggering. not to…

They don’t want you to see the goodness, Joy, and just plain old stuff of their lives. The Ultra Orthodox look down on people who are not Jewish first and other Jews second. Like all insular societies, they are prideful of their exclusivity and think people outside the sect are somehow lesser. my husband grew up…

this one is at least a little better looking. still wouldn’t pay the thousands of dollars it costs for it though.

I know Leanne Rimes has her eyes closed in that pic, but she always looks like she’s high as a kite... she has such a weird face.

what teenager (aside from the little K’s) could possibly afford that (or any) Prada dress? plus, just because something’s got a label like Prada doesn’t mean that it’s not ugly. if Prada is having money troubles, I need look no further than the design team that dreamed up that revolting thing.

Star pupil of the Jon Stewart School of Journalism!

even flea baths aren’t really necessary anymore. Frontline/Revoltion/Advantage can get rid of fleas/ticks/ear mites on cats. and most animal hospitals that administer fleas baths or dips to cats anesthetize them first. (former vet tech here - i gave many many many cats baths in my career. also a lifelong cat owner)

I also thought about how cruel his parents were, and how his life must’ve been a living hell in grade/high school. then I wondered why on earth he’s not now at least going by (what I presume is his actual first name) Richard. or Rick? he’s truly taking away from the horror of this story by being listed as Dick Tips.…

I don’t know why people insist on giving cats baths. unless they are covered in something (like on one memorable occasion when my cat jumped into the pan of oil that I had just drained from my car) or are too fat to wash their own asses, they do not need baths. granted, there are some (few) cats that like water and…

so, I’ll just send my Down’s Syndrome or other genetically deformed baby to John Kaitch’s house and he can be the one to take care of it, pay for caring for the child for the rest of its life. these guys kill me. every life is precious, until these kids are actually born, and then they’re on their own. the hypocrisy…

is it just me, or do all of these right wing assholes have the ethical standards of a sociopathic 12 year old? these were the kids pulling wings off of flies and setting cats tails on fire. they all remind me of Sid from Toy Story.