it was likely some Lactaid event where they pretend that Lactaid doesn’t taste like ass.

you rock Cady, just sayn’.

“The restaurant’s inherent verb conjugation difficulties aside,”

is that douchecanoe as in a canoe that you go in the water with? or as in ‘you are literally a volcano of doucheness?’

I hope you never spoke to her again, because that is a shit thing to do to someone.

What kind of entitled POS bitch is this girl? I’ve only been in one wedding that was a “traditional style” wedding and I was Maid of Honor, but my BFF was absolutely the coolest (naturally there’s a reason she’s my BF). she did give all of us bridesmaids really thoughtful and personal gifts and if I recall, we all…

quick! send those demon baby ultrasounds to the religious fanatics trying to outlaw abortion! maybe we can convince them a horde of demons is about to be loosed on mankind and this is the endtimes and they all need to crawl back into their holes and pray for the next, oh, 1000 years or so. I’m sure we could find some…

is it just me, or does she already look a lot like Michael Jackson? maybe it’s the glasses, but I really thought it was MJ for a sec.

you are my favorite person ever, because that was the exact same thing I thought. best Simpsons reference ever.

Ben and Tom are having an affair and Oozy is their beard!

please. I laugh at danger and smoke cigarettes while pumping gas! bwahaha!

the Velveeta Mac and Cheese is waaaay better than the orange powder. I’m with Mr. R. just sayin’

I think the “what public hair?” option on either sex is a bit strange, I really have no interest in looking like a pre-pubescent girl, nor do I want to have sex with a pre-pubescent looking guy. (or other girl when I was in college 😉) that said, neat is nice:

that picture doesn’t look like an underwire bra though...

I was actually JUST in Target a half hour ago and I guess this policy hasn’t gone into effect yet, because there was a Lego aisle clearly for girls (all dollhouses and pink and purple and white) and one for boys which had trucks and mine craft and marvel heroes stuff. leaving aside the fact that as a (female) child, I…

I have always said that if undocumented workers wanted to make clear how much everyone relies on them, they should all go on strike at the same time in a large city such as NY or LA. NYC would literally STOP. think about all the cab drivers, the delivery guys, the doormen, the workmen (and women). Osborne may scrub…

God, he so fine. and with a sexo British accent too.... (I am now making that Homer Simpson in ecstasy noise)

true. perhaps David Miscavige got the sperm for her, but I just read Going Clear, so maybe I’m just extrapolating. whatever happened, I want to know about it. Cruise is such a freakin loony that I can’t even imagine what kind of life they had.

I also want to know what Tom Cruise’s secrets are regarding Suri... isis it that she was actually cloned from Katie Holme? bcbc I believe that before I believe that they had sex.

they should get it and then everyone gets to take it home for a weekend with the rule that they have to take her everywhere they go and take pictures of her adventures... like in Amelie, or that Peppa Pig with the class teddy bear.