I like how the painter avoided painting his hands (because hands are harrrrrrd).

He’ll become a lobbyist, like the rest of them...

Greatest turf on show.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

I’d send them a farewell package but I already shipped all of my dildos up to Oregon.

I can’t wait for these to get to my hometown in Saudi Arabia! Finally, something to wear when I hit up the night clu—hmm—ah, something fashionable I can put on when I start classes at colleg—well—okay, something I can wear while I drive to—errr—fine, something nice to wear while I just walk around in publi—oh.

I hope she doesn’t have to drive anywhere to give the speech.

But it’s working fine now, so problems with the rollout didn’t end up meaning squat. Complaining about a troublesome rollout of a website was just a cheap way for opponents of the ACA to score points (and an opportunity for Chicken Little democrats to Chicken Little.)

Time to set a reminder to go to the liquor store to survive fb after that. My dad loooves her, and we live nowhere near SC. I’ll listen to President Obama crush his last State of the Union, and then read all the fan girl posts about Haley.

And there was Jindal's trainwreck in 2009. It seems like the SOTU Response is cursed, hence why it's handed to someone expendable.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Well done. Topical. ;)

Good, f@%k him!

They’re also both feeling the loss of Han.

How are blue collar men paying for womens free healthcare? The payroll tax hits the highest earners like KIm Kardashian and Oprah Winfrey. And that healthcare isn’t free, it is provided by employers and workers pay into it—it’s the copay that goes away, not the cost. And it applies to contraceptives not all of women’s…

Because Rey is Leia’s niece, and Leia knows it.

The fact that Obama can’t “make it a race thing” even when it is blatantly and obviously a race thing isn’t really his fault, and anyone can look at a demographic breakdown of Trump supporters and get that info for themselves, anyway.

2014 - Lost Tony Gwynn