ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL

All the BannerThiefers out there, don't listen to Hank. You're still aces in my book.

Sounds like a good representation of South Park then!

The transition from the Knick surgery to the soup eating was somehow grosser than Oberyn getting turned into paste. I adore the editing on the show this season, and hate it at the same time.

We're lucky as fuck that Smell-O-Vision never took off.

Between that and the cold open, the filmmakers have conspired to ensure I didn't wanna finish my beer.

*The Armada of Queen Daenerys approaches Dragonstone*

He's Republican, as the last comment just pointed out.

*Hands you a revolver with enough bullets for everyone in your family besides you*
I'm sorry, Purple. You have to take the hit.

How does it feel to rely on a metaphor from a film made by two transgender women?

All of these sound pretty good to me.

I mean, "being a bad man" should be enough of a reason to not elect someone to the most important job in the country on its own, right?

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Hey, enuma. Good to see you. How's things? I'm beginning to forget life before this article. I need an outside perspective to shake me out of my Drudge stupor.

Just leave now. We're smoking reefer in here, and you don't want none of this shit.

This is just fucking exhausting. They're literally just repeating each other's comments now.

You posted this already. This exact comment. You honestly don't have any other thoughts to share with the class?

Repubs lost any and all standing to talk about "values" the moment they elected Trump, a thee-times married man and 6-time failed businessman who was caught on tape boasting about sexual assault.

ITT: people who just plain didn't understand Idiocracy.

Then what would you call your need to slam Obama and Hillary?