If America needs brains at the helm, then why did you vote in America's dumbest President? Dude doesn't even read the purposely simplified reports he gets unless they have bright pictures to distract his dull mind.

No, really, how have these comments not been shut down yet? This is a Prometheus-level disaster.

We have a word for people like you…what is it???

*does a middling hand gesture*

Funny, because a lot of people said the same thing about Trump, and he still turned out to be more incompetent than anyone could have imagined.

@avclub-db0c35ce2663c0e8c4b3f38642a49748:disqus …it's Drudgetown.

Crime was already at the lowest it's ever been, and the economy was doing fine by the end of Obama's terms. These are both objective facts. Please tell me I'm just making these up because I'm a lefty idiot so I can mark you as an imbecile and move on.

You already said this, and I admit it was funny the first time, but repetitious jokes tend to lose their luster.

Most of the country consists of Trump haters, because he's a garbage fire in human form.

The DOW just had two of the worst days it's had in years, because of fears over our President acting like a goddamn idiot.

You answered no part of my question.

It's funny to think of ourselves as the emotional pansies, considering your guys' skin is so thin that you feel the need to come over here and assert yourselves. Feeling a little sore that you elected the most incompetent boob in the history of this country to run this nation you profess to love so much into the…

Then why are you commenting on a pop culture website?

What about "economically"?

Then why did you vote Trump into office?

Well now I can just be honest.

You are gross, and I take back every word of sympathy I ever offered to you.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE…ON MY NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL, WHERE YOU CAN LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CONDESCENDING RAMBLINGS.

He opened the Ark and now he's gonna melt. Don't look, chubby. Shut your eyes.

It's dead, Fred.