because a lot of them don’t translate well to video games. Either they’re underpowered, and don’t have good gameplay mechanics (see any game where Superman is the sole character) or they’re just not “popular” enough in the mainstream audience for their own game, (see canceled Daredevil game)

Once Spidey’s gameplay was…

I imagine the Stones will go a similar way.
Mick, Keith, and Ronnie will all just keel over dead at the same time after playing “Satisfaction”, and that’ll be that. 

And Zakk walking over, nudging him with a boot, and going “Shit. He’s fuckin’ dead, man. Fuck it, we’re doin’ ‘No More Tears’” and the entire crowd going off and belting along with him.

Elon couldn’t stop posting if his life depended on it.

Elon’s empty threat was so moronic that it drove Ken “Popehat” White back on the site:

Do it you little bitch.  Not all the money in the world will change the fact your from a slave state, your dad doesn't love you, you barely invented anything, and you openly praised a neo nazi who blamed the Jews for all the worlds problems in the middle of a war with Palestine and Israel.  

This is when you lie low and hope it all blows over, not when you bluster and draw attention to your bigotry. You don’t want giant posters of megacorp ads next to Nazi propaganda shown in court and on the evening news. The recent attempt by some board members to remove him over these statements would probably be…

So he’s suing over the reporting of things he said and did....in public?

Is that still a thing? I was under the impression they’d put it all on hold for ‘further evaluation’ now that the CEO originally spearheading it was replaced. I think they just want to quietly cancel it at this point without reminding people they were looking into it.

And honestly, the slow cover gameplay was awesome at the time but by now has been so overdone (everyone stole it) that there’s nothing fresh about it at all.

The problem is you might accidently forget to turn off your lewd Chun-Li mod while participating in a tournament in front of a thousand people.  /s

It’s pretty simple: They can’t profit from the solution to the problem “game “design choice (XP Boosters & resource packs) they created if you mod the problem out of the game yourself.

ACME gave me a healthy lifelong skepticism of mail-order products.  

And cheap plastic toys that look cool but are often pretty disappointing to play with (the other category of Saturday morning commercial).

Maybe a subplot could be Wile joining in a class action suit against ACME for all their subpar products.

In Fallout 3, in one of the subway stations, there’s two skeletons.

The other requirement should be that theaters showing the movie be required to offer heavily sugared cereal at the concession stand.

Or comes to that realization after Wile E. Coyote accidentally drops an ACME anvil intended for Road Runner onto his head.

We’ll see if Daffy and Porky get mad and have a sad falling out and then realize the importance of their friendship in the third act and reunite to save the day.

Daffy and Porky are the perfect choices to headline this too.