> Splatoon was planned as a service game,

Azure can’t just spin up some more virtual machines? It’s not like all players are on the same map at the same time, I thought MS was able to add servers automatically as needed...

The description somehow undersells the bizarre nature of the vagina subplot in The Godfather. Her whole arc is about how no man is satisfied with her cavernous vagina—except for Sonny Corleone, whose own freakish penis had never before encountered a woman who could handle it without agony.

Hell, even looking at one in 2000 would cause it to fail instantly.

I have a friend who makes a lot more money than I do, and he’s always happy to get the check, but I pick up my share at normal restaurants, and then some. If he wants to invite me to an extra fancy dinner, then I let him pay it and show my appreciation, but he would never suggest an expensive place then ask to split,…

Or maybe he thinks “Hey, I’ve picked up the tab the last four dinners. When is Coattails in Calgary going to spring for the check?”

“Is it wrong to expect my mega-rich friend to pay for dinner?”

Couple things. Is that upper six figures annually, or total?

I worked at a computer store in the late 90s. The ginormous mark-up for a 3-foot SCSI cable was always a source of much levity.

SCSI, baby. Back in those days, if you were working in any volume and you were smart, you got yourself an Adaptec 2940 expansion card (preferably ultra wide, but whatever) and a Plextor or a Yamaha burner; it took virtually all the load off the CPU and made it so you almost had to try to coaster.

Video for Windows FTW!

God I remember how much CDRs cost back then. I still have mix-CDs from those early days, and they’re this utter hodgepodge of singers and genres, because I couldn’t afford to use a whole CD for just one album. I wanted to fit as many of my favorite singles onto a single disc.

Well a cow is a plant based food isn’t it? I mean it eats only plants.

Once in a while, I read a story about Millenials who quit good jobs in the city, to start a tiny, ethical, organic farm, not far from town, and live a sustainable, lifestyle. They then do this, and other Millenials who visit the farm to purchase produce, express their envy of the lifestyle, only to hear that our…

A lot of japanese games (gal gun, fire emblem, criminal girls, omega labyrinth off the top of my head) have scenes where you use the mouse or stylus to molest/encourage/or punish a character as they moan. In fire emblem it’s supposed to encourage characters, but you’re essentially rubbing them as they coo seductively…

Jesus Christ. Japanese developers need to crack down on that shit. Fan service is something that’ll never go away but that’s past fan service into what the fuck territory. (And the fire emblem thing was a really weird petting mini game in Fates that had to be taken out in NTSC regions)

It’s called fruit, you spoiled little shits.

“88 percent of millennials were making plant-based foods a priority in their lives.”

That’s true, but it was all due to poor financial planning including expansion (more locations and Kids ‘r’ Us) that was heavily discouraged by investors and board members. All of their financial woes were wrought upon them by bad decisions, and 2005 wasn’t the first time that happened; they didn’t learn anything from…