No, this isn't trippy.

my grandfather always told me.. "You are not a man until you're 30, then the weight of the world has had enough time to break your soul"

So, when is this guy giving me his babies?

Pretty much every Korean MMO from the last 10~ years. Gorgeous games with amazing character design, awful everything else.

I'm pretty impressed that these hackers got to the daily back ups this studio must have been doing.

I suppose the people who were unable to play a game that they had purchased probably care. Also, the people who wanted to buy the game and couldn't find it. Plus people who are just generally on the side of the consumer probably care about this type of thing. Certainly enough people to warrant an explanation.

He forgot the 'Gamers defending broken game and buying it anyway' step.

Stop this. Stop it right now.

some people find Doritos grosser than poop I guess

I worked, very briefly, with a gentleman who'd helped direct and market Windows ME.

After we'd been working together for a week or so, I asked him—over an after-work beer—what it had been like around the Microsoft campus when the consumer reviews of ME started trickling in post-global-launch.

This guy, he looks at me…

This is incredibly exciting to me. The fact this could be a huge step in the right direction for humanity makes me smile.