At this point they should just call themselves Lady Carpetbag.

Since when has ABK made a ‘world class game’?  Call of Duty... that’s about it. If ‘Job security here at ABK rests with our ability to produce epic entertainment for our fans.’ was even remotely true they’d have shut down Blizzard years ago.

I hear you - the best option would be that our government would properly regulate cryptocurrencies as the speculative scams they are so my mom never gets tricked.

I fully approve of this. Like how Republican / Trump operatives ruthlessly scam money from dumbass evil MAGA voters, anyone who wants to ‘invest’ in NFTs should be thoroughly, repeatedly, fleeced. It’s the only way they’ll learn, if they are even capable of learning.  And then they can go back to investing in…

Lest anyone actually be tempted to buy this steaming pile, rest assured that it is nothing but controversy.  I pirated it just to see if it was bad as it looked, and it is.

It’s very Nintendo fan - whenever Ninty’s in a pinch (Before SNES, Gamecube, Wii U), Nintendo fans in particular will just invent the most ridiculous shit and post it on Usenet then the Internet as a way to keep the True Believers rabid when during the Dark Times when they imagine themselves under attack from every…

More lies.

‘NFTs are just beanie babies for people who get mad whenever there are black people in Star Wars movies’.

I don’t mind if a video game takes ‘500 hours’ to 100% because, well, I’m not going to 100% anything except the very best games - I’ve probably only done more than 100 hours in two dozen games in my entire life. Because there are just too many other games to play. It’s really going to come down to what that actually…

Sometimes when my cat is doing something stupid and just keeps doing it, I ask him ‘don’t you have anything better to do?’  Of course that’s rhetorical, I know he doesn’t have anything better to do - and same with this guy.

This would be much easier if you could use it as a paddle, but that’s not how these dinosaurs worked!

Comparing Days Gone to Ghost of Tsushima is just a losing move. Ghost is brilliant and gorgeous, basically Assassin’s Creed: Japan (but without the worst bits of AC). Days Gone could be some trashy fun, but it was a janky mess.

Evan Narcisse was all you had to say to get me on board!

The biggest problem with this (other than the price) is that to be ambidextrous it doesn’t do a damn thing for your thumbs, and my thumbs are the most stressed out!

Hey, I watched an hour. There were a lot of people who were interested enough to watch the first episode even though we never asked for this and didn’t think it was needed - which is good, people actually took the time to watch it and give it a fair shake. But then for the rest of the episodes, the numbers fell off a…

I have to feel that Halo: Infinite is ahead of the curve here, because in The Future, all Big Dumb Shooter Games are going to be Big Dumb Shooter Games As a Service as ‘pioneered’ (like the first person who allegedly made jenkem) by Destiny.

All right, so you’re English as a Second Language. Let me try to break this down for you.

The first year of the PS4 was like that too. I played Resogun and then it just sat there doing nothing for almost a year because it was all cross-platform stuff or mediocre exclusives.

“The Embracer Group”

I thought Odyssey and Valhalla were both too long, yeah. I loved them both, but I honestly don’t want to play the same damn game for a full two months. At least the expansions are staggered and it’s been long enough that I’ll pick up Ragnarok.