Basically, the big butt is a cosmetic item, pads for your real ass which is under the 2B ass. So when you sit down it doesn’t get ‘tucked’ under properly and looks weird and clips through the chair. Nerfing the asses is an ‘emergency’ solution (*woop* *woop* *woop*).

Dwarf Fortress, where the bugs are features.

Alpha Protocol was pretty crazy, but having finished Outer Worlds last month I think it compares well to Fallout New Vegas in terms of length and complexity. They’re just managing it better - and they’ve said this publically. After New Vegas they admitted they Had a Problem (TM) and started working hard to fix it.

I love these sorts of crazy bugs (except when I’m debugging them when the product is live). But they make great stories later.

Ah, I figured he just looked like that normally.  Dr. Disrespect rocks that 70s porn star look too.

The child molester sunglasses and especially that child molester mustache probably didn’t help.

The straightforward naming simplicity of ‘PS4' and ‘PS5' is looking mighty good right now.

At this point they have to be trolling anyone silly enough to still be playing. How do you possibly lose all your armor points from reloading a weapon?

The JoyCons are just terrible for anything needing precise movement. I upped my level rankings on Astral Chain by 1-3 entire letter grades (D to A) by switching to the Pro controller.

The JoyCons are just terrible for anything needing precise movement. I upped my level rankings on Astral Chain by 1-3…

At least they chose an actual word instead of all the weasely operators choosing multi-word phrases like ‘climate emergency’ (Oxford Dictionary)

Color me skeptical. It’s easy enough to mash up genres (hundreds of games do this), but it’s hard to combine them properly and make all the mechanics seem natural and inevitable. That’s near impossible to do with this many combinations, so I suspect the game you get will be pretty generic.

Looks like they stole it from South Park, which is par for the course for Walmart clothing.

This cocaine Santa, as fugly as he his, has nothing Walmart’s long history of selling Nazi and white supremacist group themed shirts, sweaters, and hats and not pulling them from shelves even after they’ve been notified.

“They’re variations of a formula not everyone wants to imbibe so frequently and so fully.”

Nobody would even know who he was - just completely replaceable middle-aged white meatsack #48249 - if he weren’t out there whining about it. This is self-fulfilling.

I can believe it. I think ‘psychopath’ trumps gender when you get to that level of management.

Oh that’s just typical for narcissistic C-level execs.  He wants the results without having to expend any effort himself and is completely unreasonable about what’s involved.  Being a psychopath is pretty much a requirement for CEO.

I think the voice acting really should match the quality of the writing. When you have something as badly written as Kingdom Hearts (which is basically tween fanfic) or as deliberately B-movie as Resident Evil then bring on the scenery chewing!

So now, thanks to the Streisand Effect, everyone knows Subway’s chicken is half sawdust.

A shounen manga like Pokemon needs a rival (who is different from the bad guys). Hop is it!