If only they’d made this into a flying/swimming game and not a Destiny game.

I’m going to say the worst part of this game is naming everything with a K, like ‘Kasual’ and ‘Krypt’.

Playstation 3 would be a gigantic building sized steel/flesh hybrid, with armor like this around a gibbering fleshblob with a thousand mouths as it gibbers insanely. Lo! Look, how powerful it is! Fear, ye mortals!

No plot would be just fine. Awesome, in fact. Self-aware bad is okay. It’s the super-SRS ones like Sonic Boom or this one where they just won’t shut up with the endless cringey cutscenes but you (or at least I) feel you gotta watch them because you paid for the game.

Yeah, it wasn’t JUST the gameplay that was bad. Everything was bad. Are they going to completely redo the levels? How about that terrible plot?  Okay, I guess Sonic Fans are just fine with terrible plot.

Looks like it was doing a pretty good impression of a Crew Dragon module.

Oh lordy.

Oh shit, I forgot the part where you sprinkle fairy dust on the subpixels!

Yeah, like I said the hardest part was someone realizing ‘Oh hey, we could do this to Mode 7'.  Then he had it completely working in less than a month!

I’m just happy when anyone knows where that’s from... though the last line makes it much easier :)

The neat thing about this is it’s the opposite of black magic - it’s extremely easy to do and pretty straightforward. The hard part is just getting the idea.

It’s very easy to cut the line outside (just dig). It’s rather hard to run another cable up to it, cut it, and install a splitter without anyone noticing you doing it.

Yield up enough sacrifices an’ savage knick-knacks an’ harbourage in the microtransactions when they wanted it, an’ they’d let well enough alone. Wudn’t bother no strangers as might bear tales aoutside—that is, withaout they got persistent online multiplayer. All in the band of the faithful—Order o’ Dagon—an’ the…

This is so On Brand for Anthem that it hurts.

It’s about building a respectable, corporate, cannabis business. As you can do in California or Colorado. But the distinction is totally lost on Facebook and YouTube since they don’t do nuance.

Those are some nice games, but goddamn that thing is tacky.

The funny thing is that given how corporate and safe the game is it’s actually much less bad than, say, PewDiePie or the Pauls, but YouTube is happy to send plenty of advertising their way.

At this point any zombies are too many zombies. It’s done. Played out. Find some other cliche.

Any time Facebook talks about Big Brother it is creepy. Okay, Facebook is creepy even when it doesn’t talk about Big Brother.

‘Big Brother Is Watching’ is one of those ‘HAHA it’s funny because it’s true’ things - like when Ajit Pai jokes about being Verizon’s bitch.