As a civilian who can fall asleep anywhere, anytime (if not caffeinated), the secret is to just not think - which is harder than it sounds. The reason you lie there stewing is because your brain is going a million miles a minute, just yapping OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Not at all.

Wow, enthusiasm comes through loud and clear. This is less of a game review and more Tim’s Dragon Quest life - but your verdict is also obvious. Glad I broke The Rule and pre-ordered this one.

This is PS4 Special Edition level boring.

Really disappointed they didn’t call this The Last Bock-buster.

This is how I’m trying to convince myself it’s okay to watch - this certainly won’t be what the final game’s like.

I’ll do reviews. I’ve just spoiled myself too many times by eagerly devouring everything about a game I really wanted, only to be no longer super excited about it by the time it hit.

Agggh, people, don’t spoil yourself so early. Game journalists have to do it because it’s their job, but watching 50 minutes of gameplay years before the game actually comes out just makes finally playing the game so much less magical.

This would be fantastic if only you could arrange it so YouTube Jackasses would only hit each other. Just think of all the clicks and bogus gofundmes.

I guess this will be the plot for The Meg 2

I’m sure it’ll be right up there with the Battleship Movie.

As much as I liked Asimov, and it had some interesting ideas especially for the time, this was not a great series on re-read.

The sensor is certainly extremely important, but a lot of Nikon’s x.0 issues have been with the rest of the camera. And this is version 1.0 of rest of the camera.

I know it’s the most basic of basics, but maybe explain that ‘shipping’ is short for ‘relationshipping’.

Amen brother. I’m waiting for the Nikon D70 version of this.

God damn it, like I needed another game to fill the insane games schedule right now!  (Beat the game once, loved it, now I’m tempted).

There really is nothing nice that Eastern Euros can’t and won’t ruin.

Those are all these features which are a) aimed at selling me more things, b) abrogating any need for them to actually manage the store, c) the forums, which I don’t even know why they exist, while the actual stuff I want to do is still miserably primitive. Why can’t you remove an item from your wishlist from the…

This is true - Twitch and YouTube treat their content producers with complete contempt, so Valve might be up to standards there.

It took them Ten. Years. to do something as simple as throttling download speeds. It took them forever to add tags and filtering on them is still primitive as hell. Managing the sewage pipe deluge of games they’ve just given up on. You still can’t get rid of inventory items you don’t want. Yes, it has a lot of…