I don’t think they’ll beat Amazon/Twitch, but they don’t need to have Amazon amounts of money to just kind of hang around awkwardly forever like Steam controller and SteamOS.

Go home dude, you’re drunk. Or at least that’s the least embarrassing thing I can come up with for that rambling screed which uses the city’s human feces problem as an excuse to scream at tourists to get off your (feces filled) lawn.

Given Valve’s crap quality, zero customer service, and glacial speed in updating features (since everyone’s on Valve Time), it seems like this would mostly appeal only to people who have been kicked off (or ragequit from) Twitch and YouTube.

It’s definitely YMMV. Great bits about Syndicate:

At least 5 of those are 80 hour games, and a whole bunch more are 40 hour... Witcher 3 alone could consume your life for 3 months.  Doom 2016 is amazing and ‘short’.

1) Finish (?) Octopath Traveller. Beat all the individual story lines and all the optional dungeons I’ve found, just finishing up the breadcrumbs and the last two super job shrines, though who knows what I’ll run into. There are all these hints about a gate...

Things male YouTuber and Twitch celebrities are inherently incapable of doing:

Okay, Flat sucks too.

There were a bunch of keys you could hold during iMac startup that would do various things. Like D would do a hardware test. The iMac launched with ‘classic’ Mac OS 8.5, which came with a lot of new features and new problems - 8.5.1 fixed several data corruption issues. It’s not out of the question that you could…

San Francisco is much cleverer and just designates the whole city as a shitter.  ‘Excuse me, I really gotta go, where’s a restroom?’ ‘You can take a dump right over there next to the hobo bjs.’

And despite Jobs’ claims that the 233 MHz IBM PowerPC 750 chip in the iMac chip was blazing fast, real-world testing done by PC World and others showed that wasn’t really the case.

They must drink to deal with their meaningless existence under the baleful eye of capricious and cruel deities.

The guy rewords it just enough that it’s not a ‘google the text, oh hey!’

A fentanyl overdose is pretty quiet all on its own. I guess the rest of that stuff was just there just in case he does anything that looks embarrassing.

Yes, pretty sure IWD let you do this too.  Your tradeoff between pathfinding idiocy and crushing your CPU (back when it mattered).

I am quite impressed that the pathfinding worked at all given that’s like a mile of distance unwrapped. Icewind Dale (as one example) would just shrug and run into the sea, which might be a better solution existentially.

It’s mostly when they’re ordering a well done $300+ steak, as in the article, when they would be just as well served by a $8 piece of Sizzler leather.  Otherwise I’m fine, have your orange chicken or whatever crap you want to eat.

I’ve been playing it for 20 hours without complaint (in 4K even), though now that I know about Special K maybe I’ll see if that makes it even better.

Well, there certainly won’t be any problems with having a fentanyl supply.

Lennon did say McCartney wrote the middle eight, but... that recollection was 15 years after the height of the 60s and consider how many drugs they were taking.