The only game I ever actually wanted for my XBone, figures! It’s now over a year since I powered it on. And all I want is the singleplayer campaign, while it’s the multiplayer CLOWD DISTROCTION that’s reportedly the problem.

Aspiring actresses (and actors) will do anything for a break. Look at Harvey Weinstein - he’s a filthy pig who looks like a blob of chewed gum rolled in cathair, and he got plenty, though some resisted. Or lots of reality shows.

And the PC version hasn’t even been announced yet - it’ll probably be like GTAV and end up a year late - some serious timed ‘exclusivity’.

Damn you Luuuuuuke I am your fath I’m reinstalling all one billion gigabytes of A:O for Curse of the Pharaohs. Anything else worth it?

Good lord no, it’s really hard to use SVN once you’re used to Git’s capabilities. Go to Gitlab or somewhere else or host your own. Unless your stuff is just so simple you never branch it.

GitHub is MS’s code repository now - they’ve even created GHVS to deal with their gigantic hairballs of code (that name’s controversial too, like anything MS!). On the other hand, GitHub has been bleeding money for years and AFAIK has never never turned a profit.

Hay kids we hier u liek Battle Royale

The ‘game’ as such is just beanie baby collecting at this point. You buy your non-existent future ship for $5K and hope to flip them to some even bigger idiot later for more money because of scarcity.

Can we also say your fench can’t be any larger than your bag? If we can smell you 12" away you gotta go shower.

I guess Rosanne thought she was the PotUS and could just tweet whatever she wanted without consequence.

It’s a pretty straight port with some small graphical upgrades (instead of downgrades for once), but that means you will need a bluetooth controller to play it properly. The touch controls are completely insufficient.

Just be warned that unless you hook a bluetooth game controller up to your phone the control scheme is not at all sufficient for the platforming. It adds screen controls but otherwise assumes you have the PSP’s stick and buttons. You are going to be very frustrated and angry.

I hope Sony (okay, Daybreak) sues the shit out of PUBG then. Hypocrites.

Darn, I was hoping it would be something even more crazy and psycho, like she was pulling a Cyrano de Bergerac and lipsyncing while someone else talked. But she put her copious crazy points elsewhere.

You got it. And please pretend I can type and there’s an ‘and’ up there between the ‘boys’ and ‘effectively’.

It’s not sexy for Dante, but it’s supposed to be sexy for the tittering teen boys effectively still teen 20yos playing it (who thankfully have extremely low standards).

This is the one I liked most back at the time:

At the time it was this one

Nintendo owns the rights, you know how that goes.

Holy shit. Last time I was obsessed with the super deep convoluted plot (it only appears nonsensical) and I had it all figured out, obsessively tracked down FAQs, and was going to replay the game knowing it... like re-reading Gene Wolfe’s Shadow of the Torturer series after finishing it.