He’s just trying to make playable movies, so ‘as fun to watch as to play’ is probably about right.

Yes, it sends you nearby - some people are just so quest focused though that they wouldn’t think to land.

No no, not YOU, all those OTHER artists!

It’s a different dragon - there are at least five dragons, possibly more (haven’t finished the game). And I’m not counting Jörmungandr (the world serpent) in that.

Yes, all the optional stuff is so good. Everything in the game is high quality, no throwaway side content at all.

I’d have gone with ‘Flaky’, or maybe just ‘artist/model’, but erratic works.

Yeah, fuck that, never going anywhere near a Google Messaging app again because I know it’s got a two year lifespan before those ADHD mayflies get bored and kill it for something else.

Yeah. Valve are a lot like Google and consider interacting with customers beneath them. They’re just heading off bad publicity here.

Though, by getting his game on Kotaku he’s gotten it far more exposure than it ever would! Steam is just hell for discovery for new games. So maybe it ends up being a net positive for him - I hope.

Whenever you’re around the Seeds the game always takes control away from you (except for the boss battles). So as Jacob drones on and on about cowards and courage and needing to cull the herd - while he’s talking you to from outside a locked cage, and he had his flunkies take you down from cover with drugs while he…

And when they can’t, they drink heavily instead.

A pretty terrible (yet predictable) reaction by Fans to teenagers being teenagers.

That first air traffic controller deserves a commendation as well. Obviously not as much of a badass as the pilot, but extremely professional and helpful. The only time he even raised his voice a little was with ‘You had someone sucked out of the airplane? ... Okay, never mind, we’ll sort it out later.’

It’s okay to moan about shit games from a shit company like Konami. It’s cathartic. Now, the ones who are upset that this is on mobile instead of console, like it’d be any better on console at this point - those guys are deluding themselves.

With my speaaaaaaaaawwww and magic hewwwwwwwmet o/~

He can’t complete his GED in jail? He’d be a lot more likely to complete his GED in jail.

Lies. Like when Facebook says they’re getting serious about privacy.

Perhaps this is just one more way the game is deliberately ass-f@#$ing you for playing, like that ending?

They got some more - they were out this morning, but I just snagged one now.

They got some more - they were out this morning, but I just snagged one now.

Seems to be working again at 1PM PST.

Seems to be working again at 1PM PST.