Why the fuck are you protesting him? He didn’t give himself a light sentence. Go tell it to the judge who made the decision.

Microsoft Sidewinder pad for PC. The original one from the late 90's. Perfect amount of buttons for anything, fit your hands like a glove. D-pad looked weird but was very precise for Street Fighter. It didn’t get better that this.

“We here at Jezebel will NEVER review a game that is so horribly sexist / racist / EVIL!!!! Click here to go to our partner site which did.”

When did I say that he did?

>If you’re an idiot like Christopher Columbus,

Not being the most powerful console isn’t a problem. It didn’t hurt the Wii at all.

“Trump won’t fight me!”

Oh that was one humorous videocassette! It made me

Of course the Nintendo has a lot of games!

then drops her off at her apartment, and goes back to his house which he shares with his close male friend/personal trainer. Nothing to see here!

That’s a really nice figure. However he’s neither a woman OR gay, so therefore we can’t possibly support it. Please take your evil racist statues of hate back to Japan.

Not coming back again.

Judging by what ALREADY HAPPENED, I would agree with her family and not her.

Oh well, we have a personal anecdote here, everybody! Case closed, stop debating.

HAY GUYZ

Everyone who kicks my ass is your video game is a toxic player. You should ban them all Blizzard.

Grand Canyon officially declared sexist.

To be fair, how do you know they aren’t correct?

That’s great. Now maybe invent some gameplay that isn’t straight out of 2004. Oh boy! Now I can play a Demon Hunter and turn into a big scary demon! That’s totally different from when I used to play a Warlock and turn into a big scary demon!

Boy, that run sure was exciting and tense. I couldn’t handle all the drama.