I bet he’s a fag too, right fellow Tolerant Liberal?

Plenty of people die from non-autonomous car every day, you astonishing moron. They get the benefit of the doubt because their mortality rate is already lower than normal drivers.

Even worse, that fucking stupid awful asshole isn’t tolerant like us.

They had a fucking pedophile who is currently in jail. And another one who managed to be president. Hack.

>I don’t use Apple computers because they are the best computers, I use them because Apple is cool.

Meanwhile, back in the real world that fortunately isn’t dictated by SJW children paid to spread propaganda by a Mexican cartel, Gervais has a successful career and Shandling is a forgotten nobody.

How DARE Tesla not bow down to the almighty MEDIA? Since all journalists are totally unbiased and would never have an ax to grind for any reason, everything must be Tesla’s fault. Command us to destroy them, media overlords!

Telling a respected black man to shut up: official racist. Turn in your Gawker Propaganda Network badge, you’re fired.

You want to be a failure that didn’t accomplish anything of note? You’re already half way there!

and lower weight, strength, reaction time, ability at math and engineering, and other important matters. But mostly vagina! Yes, that’s the ticket.

Taxis are cars! Perfect! That’s an excuse to shoehorn yet more politics into the automotive section! Just what all our readers wanted! Our Mexican overlords at Univision will be pleased.

Oh those poor ‘journalists’.

Luckily we have the expert international finance geniuses here at Jalopnik to set us straight.

I also judge movies not by how logical or entertaining they are, but by how many diversity boxes they can check! I hate myself and take it out on society!

This is how your entire life is.

Michael Rapaport is the worst because he said mean stuff we don’t like.

Shiznit snickety snack, fellow minorities. It be so extra racist that white people be gettin’ to say words that we don’t want them to. Let’s be writin’ real intellectual-soundin’ articles about how racist they is and shit. Dat’ll show em how serious we is. Only we is privileged enough to use dem words or else.

You didn’t invent braids, holmes.

Sure! Worked great for auto technicians.

Shiznit, fellow homies! It be so dope wack jiggity that we proud kangz can’t go around committin’ all da crimes we wants! Dat’s razzzist!