>McNair is so vile that he reportedly claimed that he wouldn’t sign kneeling players

White people in America: successful

3000 people in Chicago shot last year. They’re so “other” that the media doesn’t even bother to report most of them. Congrats on the moral high ground there, champ.

Victim count: 2 black, 2 white, 1 Hispanic

I understand that black people are incredibly stupid and endlessly self-centered, but the guy bombed people of every race in roughly equal numbers.

Just shot yesterday:

Fuck all those people to fucking hell! They should all die horribly!

That poor man. Clearly he failed in multiple ways.

“This is what we do with our free time.”

It’s so Hitler that you actually have to pay back the tens of thousands of dollars that somebody loaned you! Unfair!

Shiznit, fellow homie! Dat be so wack. Diggity dog.

So now the Gawker network is just openly promoting piracy. Try to remember this next time you’re being hypocrites about a politician.

If only he was smart, he would be hanging out on a car website talking about how dumb politicians are. That’s what we geniuses do.

He’s so stupid that he managed to be a successful neurosurgeon AND Presidential Cabinet member. That’s so dumb! If only he was smart, he’d be an anonymous dick nobody on the internet like you!

>Black people created every form of American music.

>ICE acts like the Gestapo on OUR dime

Nigerian princes have looted my bank account on 11 different occasions! At some point, I’m going to have to stop sending them all my checking account information.

>President Donald Trump’s massive tax cuts—which primarily benefitted the wealthy and corporations

That’s because you’re an incredible fucking moron who gets his news from the Gawker network. Carry on.

Clearly spending billions more dollars on an outdated relic industry is the answer! Take THAT, Trump!