Whatever you do, don’t ask why black people are held to suspicion. The only possible answer is racism. It certainly doesn’t have anything to do with their incredibly high crime and murder rates. In fact, it’s racist just to bring statistics up like that. Everything is racist all the time.

Wow, this sounds like a serious problem. Let’s go around shooting some cops as revenge.

You sound like a really tolerant and well-balanced individual.

>Guts’ prosthetic arm, armor and sword glimmer like hammered iron, nearly 3D.

Do I spot a Tolerant Liberal who adds nothing to any debate besides namecalling? Hooray! That’s the first one in the last 8-10 seconds.

What a surprise. Liberal Boogeyman #1 has ousted Liberal Boogeyman #2. Never mind that we in the USA have record high food stamps, record high income inequality, and record low workforce participation RIGHT NOW.

Sorry Jihad. Here in the SJW Tolerance or Death era, having a name which is also a trigger warning is officially a no-go. You’re going to have to legally change your name or risk us being very offended at you. We may even declare a jihad on Jihad.

And this happens 20 times every weekend here in Chicago. But since we’re Tolerant Liberals, we’re much too polite to point that out or write a Jezebel article about it. Doesn’t fit the agenda!

I have a vagina and I’m extremely angry. Everyone is stupid except for me and those who agree with me.

Yeah. If there’s one thing we tolerant progressives CANNOT STAND, it’s anyone who has a different opinion on something than us.

Nice job dipshit.

Entering the level spawns the Goomba. Spawning the Goomba kills it. So technically -everybody- killed that Goomba.

“How dare you make fun of my suffering, Japanese developers who almost certainly never heard my name before? It’s all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

On the other hand, most of the competition is still on “Link just goes in your house and breaks pots for money! Isn’t that illogical? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL” territory which P.A. mined out 15 years ago.

As we all know, whenever a Gay Muslim Democrat murders 50 other Democrats, the problem is really Conservatives.

Dumb people who don’t exactly understand how socialism works are OUTRAGED!

Please say that Jake Kaufman is on for music again. He is by far the best composer in video games.

Old & Busted: Why not have a Female Link?

That’s really awesome Patricia. You almost got 2/3's of the way through an article without shoehorning some social justice commentary in.

>The little guy has starred in three games in as many years, all without a drop in quality.